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egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

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there is no picture

i have no life

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

frickgerard:

"why are u smiling at ur phone are u texting ur BOYFRIEND hahaha"

*glances nervously at photo of frank iero*

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

karemloo:

eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

 (via)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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unabating:

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

capitalism strikes again

prezant:

If you think my blog sucks wait till you see my life 

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

ios-7:

it’s usually weird to have a dead body in your house but burn it until it’s ashes and then it’s suddenly okay

spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

TVD PS ♥